SEASONAL RECIPES: Julian Fantino Blood Pudding

Spacing presents a handful of drinks, desserts, and snacks that are catered to our very own political leaders. The series will continue until the end of the year.

Ingredients for the Julian Fantino Blood Pudding:

1 quart pig's blood
1 cup of covering up corruption
12 ounces latent homophobia
1/2 lb. of racial profiling
Salt and pepper, to taste
1 quart milk
1 cup dry rolled Case Ootes
1 ounce ground mint

Directions: Mix all ingredients together in a bowl; pour into a large community and try to bring things to a boil. Repeat in other cities if necessary. Chill thoroughly, and provoke until firm.